Haiku Hysteria

People for the American Way, a progressive social justice organization, ran a contest for the best McCain/Palin (a.k.a. McPain) haiku. Of the 4,000+ submissions, they've selected twelve gems for people to vote on, winners to be published in The Nation.

And my winner is:

Dust thick on text books.
Evolution was a fad.
Science dead? You betcha.
— Laura Welch

To see the rest of the best and vote for yourself (good practice), click here.